McCain/Wurzelbacher '08

Un-named sources within the McCain campaign, say that John McCain will be changing Running Mates by Monday. Sarah Palin's nomination appears to be costing the Senator critical support in Florida. McCain must retain Florida or his path to the White House is impossible. The State of Ohio is also seen as critical. The campaign will throw one last "Hail Mary" and name, Joe Wurzelbacher,
AKA "Joe the Plumber", to replace Palin on the ticket. Wurzelbacher is a resident of Ohio and the McCain camp feels that he brings more experiance to the ticket as well as giving it the needed boost in Ohio.